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GENETICALLY MODIFIED GOODNESS - The Big "M"


TAGS: hands down winner
Rating: 4.75/5

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maoworks2 - October 22, 2012, 5:12 pm
I Worked At A PLaces Next Door To One What A Smell .


ORIGINAL GANGSTA - Maybe the Prez should just stick to FarmVille...


TAGS: i think hillary already has vampire wars locked down
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:48 pm
One man have strength of 100 bears, his sweat is a pilsner beer! When cut out fly a swarm of bees, president vldimir!
LD0ne - May 25, 2010, 4:50 pm
putin would wipe the floor with obama
GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 2:41 pm
A Facebook time waster
Fatt Matt - January 6, 2010, 2:40 pm
What's a FarmVille?
R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 1:20 pm
Too true! I don't even play Mafia Wars anymore! I get pwnd on an hourly basis! Not fun anymore! I'm going home!


CONTINUING EDUCATION -


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.


TACH IT UP TACH IT UP -


TAGS: shut down beach boys
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

zoomer296 - February 16, 2013, 3:07 pm
I have a 4-cylinder '97 Buick Skylark that can outrun mustangs.
Cummins - August 18, 2011, 11:28 pm
Shake N Bake
ICEMAN - August 17, 2011, 8:45 pm
"Slingsh**" here I come...


Pow! -


TAGS: the count edward beatdown twilight
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by falloutghoul

faqo - December 10, 2015, 10:03 pm
REALLY sayin that edward is super strong and the count is controled by a human hand i mean its unreal edward would break not only the hand but the human to
faqo - December 2, 2015, 11:53 pm
SHUT UP!!!!!! (i haz a crush on edward)
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:05 pm
When a purple muppet does a better job of being a vampire than your OC...it's time to rethink your life.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:09 pm
vampires should only sparkle when they're on fire.
bigsouthfork - May 2, 2013, 11:03 pm
Take that you sparking bastard!


HANDY PIERCINGS - Tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose? Do you get headaches from tight frames?


TAGS: tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Chef

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:03 pm
I haven't the personal experience, but I would imagine a bar of steel through my nasal bone would hurt more than glasses that squeezed a bit. At worst, I can take the latter off my head for a few minutes of relief without requiring surgery.
Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:59 pm
I have considered that.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:21 pm
Anyone remember the movie, "The Jerk"? Will this lead to a cross-eyed populace with lawsuits galore?
Derek - June 2, 2010, 6:17 pm
Some people can't wear contacts. Must make washing your face hell though. (You wouldn't want anything to catch your glasses either)
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:55 pm
I'm not even going there!
Chef - June 2, 2010, 3:51 pm
Wait til you see what he uses for a BELT!
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:45 pm
I don't suppose this person has heard of contacts?


ERROR SYSTEM SHUTDOWN -


TAGS: error nerd geek system shutdown funny demotivational poster computer game
Rating: 4.02/5

More motifakes by Solgard

CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:19 pm
Hilarious XD
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:09 pm
This one is priceless.
omnia - September 24, 2009, 9:56 am
is she kissing a boy or a girl? i can't tell the diffrence


NO FLY ZONE... -


TAGS: libya noflyzone military shootdown
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

fred - March 21, 2011, 9:21 am
Flown by rebels, sh** down by rebels. Fail.
PuppySlayer - March 20, 2011, 3:45 pm
I lol'ed hard 5l
MPsniper - March 20, 2011, 8:03 am
thanks
Snowman1944 - March 20, 2011, 5:16 am
WIN
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 9:43 pm
Excellence.


CHILDREN -


TAGS: sit down and shut up
Rating: 4.68/5

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rerun - June 19, 2011, 11:30 am

I heard that long before I ever heard of Tom Clancy, at least 30 years ago. Maybe Tom Clancy repeated it.
the1stCOMMI3 - June 19, 2011, 11:15 am
Really? Tom Clancy said that? I mean I trvel a lot, and I know I heard this somewhere, but I never heard or seen Tom Clancy saying that.
Wraith11B - June 19, 2011, 11:01 am
How pithy! Too bad this was taken from Tom Clancy's works...


Just Wait... -


TAGS: 3d printing cars technology download
Rating: 4.71/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:30 pm
Like we don't already download enough stuff for masturbating ourselves over...
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:27 pm
Maybe they could do a lost-foam mold for casting parts from, like how the industry has done for years now.
mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 7:35 pm
I would TOTALLY download new body parts for my beast, especially the #@$&ing nose piece that's always scraping on really tall speedbumps and really deep gutters! Yup! I'm waitin! 5L!
Alienraptor - October 13, 2015, 12:05 pm
Yes I would download a car
Alienraptor - October 13, 2015, 12:05 pm
Yes I would download a car
GaryO - October 1, 2015, 6:06 am
Nobody, yer obvious reality is boring. Relax, dream...make a freaking poster.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 30, 2015, 4:58 pm
VROOM, VROOM, VROOM!
JesusWept - September 30, 2015, 9:54 am
As said....just you wait ;)
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:37 am
Just watch the youtube 'elders react to 3d printers' thing. It's basically something that makes plastic parts out of glorified silly string. And that toy plastic hammer took a long time and was expensive for them to make too.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:35 am
I don't believe for a moment that you could have a working engine made from a 3d printer. 3d printers are cute, but ultimately mostly useless. You're not going to get ANY metal parts with the usual ones and even then they're not going to be machined well.
pzykosiz - September 29, 2015, 4:33 am
I totally would download a car. screw you anti piracy
Bandit5906 - September 28, 2015, 10:20 pm
Wow!


INDIVIDUALITY - In every group, theres always that one member Who just has to standout from the crowd and do things thier way


TAGS: birds on wires upsidedown
Rating: 4.47/5

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Greeny - July 6, 2011, 7:48 pm
Birds are already screwed... that's where more birds come from
LavaLancer - July 6, 2011, 5:14 pm
Birds will be screwed when the world goes fully wireless.
Reverie - June 12, 2011, 2:38 am
There is if you have a Mac =D
house - June 10, 2011, 12:51 am
....and the comment section, LOL
house - June 10, 2011, 12:50 am
tks pzy - i must remember to more thoroughly check before submitting. wold,be great to have a spell check in the create section
pzykosiz - June 10, 2011, 12:39 am
supposed to be a comma after there's as well
pzykosiz - June 10, 2011, 12:38 am
*their, there's you're lucky aggy's not here
house - June 9, 2011, 11:30 pm
(N) iceman - end vat wood b ?
ICEMAN - June 9, 2011, 11:17 pm
Speeling fail. 1L


UNBRIDLED OPTIMISM -


TAGS: uplifting the downtrodden
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Bullridinwenck - April 22, 2013, 12:29 pm
umm excuse me MissPriss its Jerry Seinfeld to be correct ;P
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 1, 2012, 12:54 pm
Nice. Please post to religifake. 5L
lgvernon - May 1, 2012, 12:41 pm

Thanks, everyone!~
Airman - May 1, 2012, 12:32 pm
very nice
MissPriss - May 1, 2012, 11:13 am
Don't know why but the soup Nazi came to mind...NO soup for you (Gerry Seinfeld TV Series) Great pic and caption.
holymoly - May 1, 2012, 9:56 am
Great pic. Fantastic caption. (have some soup) I'm laughing as I write this. 5 Madame
GaryO - May 1, 2012, 9:27 am
Love it! Nice one, Linda!


TIE-DOWN STRAPS - not very important until they're VERY important


TAGS: boat truck crash tie down
Rating: 4.67/5

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Verdeckt - October 27, 2011, 5:02 am
If you don't ratchet, it'll be rat ****.


MTV CRIBS -


TAGS: mtv cribs download music piracy
Rating: 4.59/5

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DarknessEmbraced - December 1, 2012, 2:31 am
Amen is RIGHT! Exactly how I feel about it too!
forseti - March 29, 2010, 3:42 am
WORD!
yeodawg@hotmail.com - March 28, 2010, 1:00 pm
Not to mention they're all owned by pre-teen one hit wonders who never put in a hard days work.
Hasbunmb - March 28, 2010, 9:41 am
Amen...


COMMUNISM - I'm downloading it!


TAGS: pirating mp3 mp3s downloading communism
Rating: 3.82/5

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forseti - March 14, 2010, 2:23 pm
Me2


IF YOU HAVE NEVER - met the devil in the road of life, it's because you're both heading in the same direction




SLINKY -


TAGS: slinky fall down stairs pzy
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

MaxxFordham - August 31, 2011, 2:57 am
Oops, that was supposed to go as a main posting, rather than a sub. Sorry about that.
MaxxFordham - August 31, 2011, 2:56 am
Now how do I get the guy who made that picture to edit the errant apostrophe out of the caption?
Ed-Hyde - January 7, 2011, 2:50 pm
5 classic L's. that joke has been around forever, but it's still priceless.
agdaniele - January 7, 2011, 1:34 pm
Yes!


PLANES -


TAGS: holy f*** were going down pzy
Rating: 4.86/5

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TheFarmer - February 21, 2011, 10:11 am
agreed
TheFarmer - February 21, 2011, 10:11 am
agreed
Reality Lord - September 2, 2010, 10:32 pm

lol


AFFECTATIONS -


TAGS: bang bang gunslinger sh** down
Rating: 4.25/5

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Faceplant31 - November 23, 2010, 1:57 pm
Amsome space. 5L


WHOA... -


TAGS: governmentshutdown budget congress military
Rating: 4.64/5

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Sean - April 12, 2011, 8:33 pm
Wanted: one at least marginally funny shlong joke to accompany the pic. How about (?): When you're this big, they gotta take you seriously.
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:29 pm
great poster bro 5L
Arvantillian - April 11, 2011, 8:41 am
tell me you banned dating boy there? good caption 4L
mak123 - April 9, 2011, 3:13 pm
here we provide u the site links about the dating..this is the best site for dating.. dating sites
Airman - April 8, 2011, 6:12 pm
perfect. LOL
TheOne - April 8, 2011, 5:28 pm
Lo5L.


Obedience -


TAGS: dog down
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Ashson

EmilioDumphque - March 22, 2014, 2:57 am
Gettin' suspicious about this "man's best friend" idea.


A DILEMMA -


TAGS: the final countdown wwii
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

Aurielius - September 29, 2015, 7:37 am
You whip out your 'future iPhone' call Obama who tells you to stand down because he has drawn a line in the sand and those pesky Japs wouldn't dare attack now.
GySgt1811 - April 27, 2011, 8:34 am
(Oh, snap! I don't read tags either.)
champ99 - April 26, 2011, 11:57 pm
How many South Americans make a Brazillion?
crankyhead - April 26, 2011, 7:43 pm
And finally, you submit a patent to the patent office for Velcro, and retire as a bazillionaire =)
crankyhead - April 26, 2011, 7:42 pm
First, you radio to Pearl and let them know what's coming. Secondly, you wait for the Zeros to leave the deck, then you sink the Japanese carriers. Thirdly, you get your own bird in the air for a good ol fashioned turkey shoot.
champ99 - April 26, 2011, 7:29 pm
Nuke them since we already will anyway. Hows that for a paradox?
MPsniper - April 26, 2011, 7:26 pm
i remember seeing that winner in the theater.... and wasnt it the Nimitz?
Airman - April 26, 2011, 6:47 pm
yes Gunny.. that's in the tags. But what would YOU do
GySgt1811 - April 26, 2011, 6:47 pm
Make a movie?


A PIRATE'S LIFE - No longer is all about Swashbuckling and Treasure !!




SITTING - You're doing it wrong.


TAGS: drunk man upside down
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by BurpingJack

BurpingJack - November 3, 2009, 10:38 am
thanks, you're right; it's just the beginning...
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 9:07 am
Many have started off much, much worse. Welcome!
BurpingJack - November 1, 2009, 8:52 am
Bonjour! Here is my first post. I don't like it.


COMPLEXITY - My friends are embarrassed by how the simplest things in life amuse me, I’m embarrassed by how simple my friends are


TAGS: friends life world funny down
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by caveman

taxiinthesky - July 20, 2011, 4:33 pm
Beaut!!! Gotta wonder why kids are always happy and adults aren't, right?
spacedog - July 18, 2011, 8:04 pm
Nice poster caveman.
Greeny - July 17, 2011, 10:19 am
nice!
Verdeckt - July 17, 2011, 9:10 am
Who you calling 5imple?...


PARTY SUPPLY STORE -


TAGS: home depot chains lubricant tie downs
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

GaryO - January 1, 2013, 6:47 pm
Silver be rollin’…….I be votin’
ughomer - January 1, 2013, 6:35 pm
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!


HEINEKEN EASTER - I'm all down for that, let's drink !




SMUG DOG -


TAGS: smugness day biznitch superior dog looks down on you
Rating: 4.03/5

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Bartimaeus - December 30, 2009, 11:23 am
Thanks, guys, I'm glad you like it. Dogs can't look up, but they can clearly look down.
spacedog - December 30, 2009, 1:20 am
Excellent Bart, 5Ls.
Sho - December 29, 2009, 10:31 pm
Lmao Snoop Dogg
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 7:05 pm
LOL!


DOWN SYNDROME DANCE PARTY - It wasn't the ratings hit everyone thought it would be.


TAGS: humor down syndrome dance wrong
Rating: 4/5

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darkangel98s - August 3, 2010, 3:43 pm
I think I might be going to hell for making this one.


STUPID QUESTIONS -


TAGS: just get me down you idiot i mean hey uhm little help
Rating: 3.48/5

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Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:04 am
Not to my knowledge, as my grandpa's quite dead. Ron may have known him, though...
Sean - December 5, 2009, 3:03 am
RON's yer grampa?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:50 am
Well, as my grandpa used to say: "Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for one night. SET a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life!"
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 2:48 am
And what about the flame thrower?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:46 am
Sean, it's JUST a chainsaw! I left the rocket launcher in the trunk, I promise!
Sean - December 5, 2009, 2:45 am
Thanks, spacedog, and keep Zed the hell away from me.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 2:43 am
Excellent Sean, 5Ls
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 2:37 am
zed: Solution man.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:36 am
Okay, lemmee gas up the chainsaw...
Sean - December 5, 2009, 2:36 am
Thanks, but I guess I'm just tired of people asking me that question. Just get me the hell down from here/there/this/these/whatever.
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 2:31 am
On the money as usual, Sean. 5.


PERSISTENCE - When the inability to learn from your mistakes leads to success




IT'S FRIDAY - Let's get down and funky mofos !




DON'T WORRY, SNOWFLAKE - Daddy said the visit to the horsey doctor won't take long, and we're going to get a new pony on the way home. So we'll have a new friend to play with, I guess.


TAGS: horse broken leg sh** put down girl innocence
Rating: 3.22/5

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zorselover - December 29, 2010, 3:13 pm
thatz horrible how can you say that's funny?!
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 4:46 pm
One of the greats!
spacedog - October 25, 2009, 4:42 pm
But more hilarious.
MrRandom - October 25, 2009, 4:40 pm
This is horrible and hilarious.
Jmac0585 - October 16, 2009, 9:27 am
My sense of humor is on, and working according to specs. If you need help with yours let me know.
majin.manuel - October 16, 2009, 8:31 am
How could you find this funny?
The Goat - September 26, 2009, 8:22 am
Yup - definitely a 5 lion moment!
Pinky - September 5, 2009, 11:34 pm
Omg that is so mean
Sean - June 5, 2009, 8:59 pm
Yeah, wot the Guiness swiller said! 5. Great.
agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 8:33 pm
Touchingly harsh. 5L


SUDDEN ACCELERATION -




MOVING THE FILES - Would it KILL you to wait patiently for 127 years?


TAGS: windows error fail download
Rating: 4.62/5

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7053 - July 7, 2011, 5:32 am
Yeah,waiting for 15 minutes simply suffers more than waiting for 1 hour..Thankfully it's just copying..how about downloading?
Dimytri - July 6, 2011, 1:09 pm
46,368 days I can handle, but that last five hours is simply too long to wait.
7053 - July 6, 2011, 7:43 am
It kills,lol.
THEBRAT - July 6, 2011, 7:07 am
Get some Ram upgrade or clean your hard drive.....lol Good one...


BATMAN - Even he isn't exempt to the economic downturn and gas prices ...




MY DESTINATION -


TAGS: tsa patdowns
Rating: 4.9/5

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Reality Lord - December 7, 2010, 5:37 pm

ditto
MilDoc - December 7, 2010, 1:36 pm
Great! 5 gropes!


MIXED FEELINGS -




Please -


TAGS: music downloads
Rating: 4.39/5

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WellThatSucked - April 23, 2013, 4:05 pm
Please, anything but Indie


TO SIT OR NOT TO SIT -


TAGS: sitting down to pee
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by Airman

uke - May 27, 2011, 9:00 pm
I sit :|


PROFESSIONALS - Don't need parachutes




FADING MEMORY - That's all you'll ever be.


TAGS: fading memory bully shinedown song
Rating: 4.94/5

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dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:54 pm
That's all you'll ever be a fading memory of bully-Shinedown
Uthon - April 6, 2012, 2:17 am
My posters seem to spark in me when I'm happy, which seems a little ironic considering some of their moods.
tellitlikeitis - March 29, 2012, 8:47 pm
Wow...
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 7:49 pm
excellent
Rick69 - March 29, 2012, 3:45 pm
Demotivational: Check, Beautiful: Check, 5L: Triple Check... Superb...
mariand - March 29, 2012, 1:05 pm
well done...


DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN -




SOLITUDE -


TAGS: let the walls down be open to love
Rating: 4.67/5

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Faceplant31 - August 7, 2010, 12:36 am
Beautiful good sir! 5L
agdaniele - August 6, 2010, 11:52 pm
I love the poster that makes me stop long enough to hate myself. 5L
spacedog - August 6, 2010, 10:39 pm
Perfect Rerun. Bravo! 5L


FUKUSHIMA DISASTER -


TAGS: nuclear fukushima accident meltdown sushi
Rating: 4.14/5

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Nagard - May 12, 2011, 1:03 pm
I think I got my humor from my grandfather... This is pure evil and I still think it's funny :D


Yeah... -


TAGS: government shutdown furlough pay free
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - October 9, 2013, 11:40 am
Great usage of a clip from Office Space!! 5 Lions!


HALLOWEENIE -


TAGS: goth dress down surprise
Rating: 4.87/5

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culos - November 1, 2010, 4:58 am
Is there an apple and tree story behind this? Don't be shy, you can confide in us...


second place is a set of steak knives -


TAGS: smart phones looking down
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 29, 2015, 1:54 am
Oh, my God! I love this! I can't wait to utilize this.


POPE STEPS DOWN - Men and Women are Shocked! Boys Say That They're "Touched."


TAGS: pope benedict steps down catholic
Rating: 3.56/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 13, 2013, 2:48 pm
Lol!Nice.
ughomer - February 11, 2013, 9:32 pm
Forbidden fruits create many jams. 5L
GaryO - February 11, 2013, 7:26 pm
First laugh of the night. 5L, cynic


TOUGH TIMES -


TAGS: down on luck heartbreaking choices
Rating: 4.71/5

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mariand - May 14, 2012, 3:34 am
amsome
caveman - May 13, 2012, 9:07 am
lol
maoworks2 - May 13, 2012, 8:42 am
O.K How Did You Get A Picture Of Me ?


BORDER PROTECTION -




CLASSY CHICKS -


TAGS: down at rolling estates
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

GreyScorpion - December 7, 2009, 3:50 pm
2 trailers, side by side....the up scale trailer...bigger, badder, and holds more trash
Derek - December 7, 2009, 3:44 pm
What are "double-wides"?


RELIGION - Don't get Thor angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.


TAGS: jesus touchdown jesus
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by okami

falloutghoul - September 1, 2011, 6:46 pm
I heard about this and thought it was hilarious; still do, too! 5L


INSPIRATION - ...and suddenly Fernando knew how to quadruple the seating capacity at the White Swallow Bar.




THE COUNTDOWN - For HER, a lifelong dream is about to come true. For HIM, it's _____ days till the Funeral.




PARTING GIFTS -


TAGS: parting gifts bob barker price is right showcase showdown loser toaster
Rating: 2.74/5

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Gene Wilder - April 26, 2009, 7:32 am
Father of all Oompa Loompas.
Fatty - April 6, 2009, 12:35 pm
d*** Bob, go easy on that tanning cream.


Love -


TAGS: toxic relationships drag you down
Rating: 4.85/5

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GaryO - August 18, 2013, 11:52 am
GEEEEEEZUS. Wunna Quagmire’s squeezes? Not giggety, definitely not giggety. More like diggety……deepity..…quickety. 5L
Sho - August 18, 2013, 11:27 am
Beautiful! 5/F!


ACHIEVEMENT - It's all downhill from here.


TAGS: achievement mountaintop mountain goal downhill
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2013, 12:04 pm
Personally, that's why I've always felt that after the president finishes his two terms, instead of continuously being protected, leave he and his family into the general populace. You've made it to the top... now where? Bwahahaha!
Derek - February 26, 2011, 3:03 am
A classic if ever there was one.


ANYTHING -


TAGS: look down look up
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Airman

HammerofHeeb - November 30, 2010, 9:12 am
There is way to much awesome for this picture.
mattwins34 - November 29, 2010, 8:31 pm
I swear I saw this not three days ago...


SUNSET COWGIRL -


TAGS: hoedown
Rating: 3.52/5

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Sean - August 4, 2009, 11:35 pm
Ah crap ... didn't notice that our glorious site's logo snipped off the tail of my "y" in "yet" turining into "vet" ... thereby making my poster the subtlest attackifake EVER! That Paul dude won't know wot even hit him.
agdaniele - August 4, 2009, 9:46 pm
Top notch.


BON APPETIT -


TAGS: what s that the refrig is down
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Alexis.Chu - September 12, 2009, 10:25 pm
Yuk !! American food x(


A THOUSAND WORDS - Here is the church,here is the steeple, open the doors and see all the sheeple!




MAN DOWN -


TAGS: man down kick
Rating: 2.45/5

More motifakes by Ashson

Hinoron - March 29, 2012, 2:15 am
Your "joke" hinges on your misquoting of a common phrase.
agdaniele - December 31, 2010, 9:16 pm
Ashson, I congratulate you on ringing in a new era of motifaking. Most are intimidated by the established regulars, but your willingness to let critics be d***ed, and unleash an plethoric onslaught of nearly admissible posters is, in a word, ambrosial.
ICEMAN - December 31, 2010, 9:55 am
Lets see... You took all of three seconds thinking this one up?


HOW MUCH POWER IS TOO MUCH POWER ? -


TAGS: boxing history fight staredown legend
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by timmey

carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:51 pm
(carebear BANNED)
spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:39 am
but knowing is half the battle
carebear - March 23, 2012, 1:24 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 5:29 pm

Foreman remains my favorite heavyweight, that division my favorite, too. The Klitchko brothers are pretty to look at, but I so wish someone would come along to enliven the division. I miss the 'real' fights.
carebear - March 22, 2012, 4:53 pm
(carebear BANNED)
GaryO - March 22, 2012, 9:38 am
yeah,I can still hear Cosell; "Down Goes Frazier! Down Goes Frazier! Down Goes Frazier!" Thanks for the memories, CB
lgvernon - March 21, 2012, 11:02 pm

Boxing is my favorite sport. This is wonderful!~
Airman - March 21, 2012, 5:37 pm
down goes Frazier!
Sho - March 21, 2012, 3:19 pm
Haha 5L


SUMMER DOGHOUSE -


TAGS: hose down better half
Rating: 4.33/5

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GaryO - June 23, 2012, 12:01 pm
YEAH!


DOWN AND OUT -




LIFE -


TAGS: life upside down ducks cubbybears favorite position lol
Rating: 3.32/5

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GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 10:22 pm
Shoopdahwoop, I hate you
Shoopdahwoop - May 19, 2010, 10:20 pm
Hate me for being a grammar Nazi, but it should be once IN a while.


TOOK AN AK 47 - Out from under his hat Blew Batman away with a rata-tat-tat


TAGS: lincoln ultimate showdown of destiny ak 47
Rating: 2.04/5

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spitfire111 - December 10, 2008, 9:07 pm
nice to have one... but i wish i can concealed it as a normal hand....


HEAR THE CRICKETS -


TAGS: communication breakdown calendar listen
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - March 15, 2012, 7:38 pm
Geez, the pros are out tonight. Nice


Mondays -




BREAKING NEWS: - Santa stopped at Airport Security. Santa: "Don't jingle my bells bro!"


TAGS: tsa patdown
Rating: 4.58/5

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crankyhead - December 24, 2010, 12:46 pm
LOL!


A SIMPLE PLAN -


TAGS: carrier launch or first down
Rating: 4.53/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:48 pm
That would be one awfully masochistic woman if so. O.o
hktb40 - November 20, 2011, 10:55 pm
I cannot tell if this is thats what she said joke or not...


DOWN, DOWNER -


TAGS: down
Rating: 4.43/5

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OPTIMISM -




NO ONE MOVE -




PRUDENCE - Taking the right decision and not moving with the masses.... Especially when its all going downhill...




THUS SAYETH THE LORD - I smiteth thee down with a stroke dumb ass




THE TIMMY FACTOR -


TAGS: downvoting bad upvoting good don t be a timmy
Rating: 3.96/5

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MercAlert - February 28, 2012, 7:19 pm
1 Lion. (Ruining dreams, one rating at a time)
forseti - February 20, 2012, 5:43 am
For some reason I have to give it 4 lions... ;)


PERFECTION -


TAGS: me***hors kicking down the door
Rating: 3.66/5

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Sean - September 28, 2009, 2:23 pm
"Bingo!" is the "Eureka" of the masses.
Ed-Hyde - September 28, 2009, 12:15 pm
Bingo doesn't count as a me***hor for perfection. Just a more modern 'Eureka!'. I'd say you were still safe, Sean.
Sean - September 28, 2009, 11:39 am
"See this little number right here? It's a Megan Fox of b***plugs." Sorry Arnaldo, I don't think she works as a me***hor. She can still be a standard though, or an ideal maybe.
Arnaldo - September 28, 2009, 8:51 am
i know one good me***hor for perfection: Megan Fox!!
Sean - September 27, 2009, 8:22 pm
Got I hope the game of BINGO dates back a few centuries. *crosses fingers*
Derek - September 27, 2009, 5:33 pm
Yes, you hit the nail on the head.
Haarakkon - September 27, 2009, 4:26 pm
That statement rings true. Certainly not off target.


GOING DOWN -




GOING GREEK! - Used to have a different meaning. Now it means getting bent over by Goldman Sachs.




LIFE IS A ROLERCOSTER -


TAGS: up and down
Rating: 5/5

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Verdeckt - September 8, 2011, 3:07 am
5cream if you want to go fa5ter


PROBABILITY -


TAGS: a piece of toast falls face down more pzy
Rating: 4.77/5

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falloutghoul - August 27, 2011, 7:04 pm
And when the cat eats that b***ered toast, it'll fold in on itself and make a wormhole. Internet Physiscs ROCK!
ICEMAN - September 9, 2010, 8:41 pm
***e that piece of toast to the back of a cat & drop the cat onto that expensive carpet. What you get is the perfect anti-gravity device. 5L


DIVORCE -


TAGS: start up left down childhood
Rating: 4.6/5

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Bovee - August 2, 2010, 3:26 pm
face it she'd take all that **** to.
spacedog - July 26, 2010, 8:41 pm
You don't bring me flowers...anymore. 5L


RELATIVITY -


TAGS: so slow the f down already
Rating: 4.53/5

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forseti - September 14, 2010, 3:20 am
ok, now I get your idea... thx ;)
Haarakkon - September 13, 2010, 5:22 pm
This has nothing to do with joules, mass, antimatter or even Einstein. E=mc2 is an equation that is commonly (note: not necessarily correctly) and vaguely a**ociated with the speed of light and space travel. That's all.
spacedog - September 13, 2010, 4:39 pm
Nice one Haar.
AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 4:06 pm
i don't know, perhaps the snail is getting scared of the speed. If the snail turns on the headlights will they , oh nevermind
forseti - September 13, 2010, 3:30 pm
but the snail goes at least as fast as the turtle as long as it stays on the back... O.o
AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 2:21 pm
the turtle goes fast compared to the snail.
forseti - September 13, 2010, 2:20 pm
sorry, even with the tags I don't get it. 2L for the funny pic.
AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 2:18 pm
E=mc^2 + k Where k is +/- 4 lions


THREESOME - Look over there girls! *thump!**thump!* And now they're aaaaaall mine!


TAGS: november challenge bang bang maxwells silver hammer came down upon her head
Rating: 3.86/5

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Produceman117 - November 13, 2009, 6:14 pm
Yes! This one's the winner, hands down. I'd give you 10 lions if I could.


IT'S A FARTING BUNNY (WAIT, NEVERMIND. I THINK THAT'S JUST SUPPOSED TO BE CLOUDS. -


TAGS: watership down bunny rabbit fart
Rating: 1.85/5

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mapledoor - May 8, 2010, 5:50 pm
Sorry, Ph**oshop doesn't have a spellcheck.
forseti - April 14, 2010, 6:12 pm
Jesuit...
Fatt Matt - April 14, 2010, 6:06 pm
Spellcheck...


MY GOD - He wears #18 in Blue and White




Thumbs up -


TAGS: ego down
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - August 1, 2013, 9:19 pm
Did my share


Beginners be careful -


TAGS: slow cool down
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - August 22, 2013, 8:04 am
That's Called the maoworks2 work out .
Greeny - August 22, 2013, 4:37 am
Sure, rub it in my face - lucky ba5tard...


Download a Car -


TAGS: piracy download car copyright bandwidth
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 11, 2014, 8:49 am
Oftentimes of a Monday morning, before zipping off to the office, I do a self mental a**essment/sanity check in comparison to the first thing I read. I’m good. Tidy poster though….Mr Wells.
vindicator - August 10, 2014, 3:06 pm
with enough bandwidth it would download in its entirety-just drive away. Man, that word filter is ruthless.
Silverheart - August 10, 2014, 11:17 am

Bandwidth, proper printer, and maybe the time & talent to a**emble.


MUTHER OF GAWD, NEVER AGAIN! -


TAGS: meximeltdown exorcism
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 30, 2014, 3:27 am
ROFLMAO! And that's why I don't eat there anymore. 5 black bean burritos.
Silverheart - January 15, 2014, 6:24 am

The horror
Greeny - January 15, 2014, 6:16 am
*Kaopectate
Greeny - January 15, 2014, 6:16 am
Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days with Koapectate


A Man says Nothing, Others Disagree -




Fukushima Daiichi nuclear disaster -


TAGS: meltdown atomic disaster tsunami
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 24, 2013, 2:06 am
Note to self; keep finger outta that socket. I’m gonna need a nurse. (Don’t listen to this, Thor)
lgvernon - November 24, 2013, 1:29 am

Thunder and light in'? Naaaah. It was a dead short...
GaryO - November 24, 2013, 1:18 am
Naw, I’m good. Thunder and lightnin’ don’t have time issues. But hey, if it’s too bright for ya, you can go ahead and clap off.
lgvernon - November 24, 2013, 12:28 am

I see you know perzackly what I'm talking about. You need an egg timer with that sandwich?
GaryO - November 23, 2013, 11:03 pm
Hmmm, let’s see, do you have any pastrami or corned beef, aaand…perhaps rye? I’ll be in the TV room while you finish up. Wait, where’s the remote? Well now.…how in heck did it fall in there?.....shahloikt…got anything for sticky b***ons?
lgvernon - November 23, 2013, 10:44 pm

Hmmm~~Aurora Borealis~~that spontaneous light show...disappears unexpectedly much to the chagrin of others...changes color...usually cold...Did I leave anything out???
GaryO - November 23, 2013, 10:18 pm
‘firefly’?? Man, I wish I had their stamina. Wait, you might be alluding to some type of diminutive suffix in relation to voluminous depth and circumference. Some wimin wouldn’t recognize the aurora borealis if it landed on their face (standing by)
lgvernon - November 23, 2013, 9:52 pm

Not at all,. Gary~~I just thought I saw a teenie, tiny firefly out there in the distance. Thought it might be you...
GaryO - November 23, 2013, 9:22 pm
Well it ain’t the bottom half…sheeesh, elderly wimin, always lookin’ for a bargain.
lgvernon - November 23, 2013, 9:17 pm

Which half?
GaryO - November 23, 2013, 9:11 pm
Wunna yer best, demon. This one should make several lists…ending in the hall of fame. But then, I’m half lit…but only half.
lgvernon - November 23, 2013, 2:57 pm

EPIC!! 5L and fav'd~


Prospects But Never Reality -


TAGS: flase start downhill life
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - November 3, 2013, 9:31 pm
5/f because perfection
GaryO - November 3, 2013, 7:27 pm
And I was feelin’ so good about doing nothing. Gorgeous pic, even better prose.
lgvernon - November 3, 2013, 2:42 pm

Every writer's lament.5 loquacious lions


Stream of thought -


TAGS: down the river
Rating: 5/5

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motifayk - July 7, 2013, 12:46 pm
Have no skeletons verdeckt in your clo5et :)
Greeny - July 7, 2013, 4:42 am
Aye aye, Cap'n V!


TYRELLA BEACH -


TAGS: downpatrick downpatrick downpatrick tyrella tyrella
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 19, 2014, 9:53 am
GEEZUS! First poster?! Wonderful


k.i.s.s.i.n.g -




Downstream -


TAGS: downstream gary and greeny doing water monitoring
Rating: 5/5

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Pagong - September 23, 2013, 1:09 am
Thanks for the comments, although I don't think I understood Greeny's. Glad you like it.
Greeny - September 21, 2013, 4:27 am
Nice - but we're always downstream from something...
GaryO - September 20, 2013, 8:29 am
Well, Pagong, I’ll have ya know that, yes, I have been known to hang my rod over a creek every now and then…..but I fish upstream. 5L for the funny turtle


Government Shutdown -


TAGS: smokey bear government shutdown craigslist
Rating: 5/5

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Ism - October 4, 2013, 7:46 pm
I am a huge Fan of Jon Stewart... I often find myself "Complimenting" him by Imitation...
MissPriss - October 4, 2013, 6:51 pm
Saw Smokey on Daily Show late last night...who knew Smokey used such language...bahahahaha!


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